Danke.

Red Velvet Cake Batter

romanorgasm:

hungarysovaries:

saddeer:

three day weekend

im already off for the summer

i’ve been off since 2011

i burnt my school down

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tileysadouche:

I say I hate reblogging porn, but I reblog asses.
But in reality, I don’t think of Asses as porn.
Because just look at this, MMMMM.
Porn’s like, bitches getting fucked in the ass and shit.

xolauraann:

Lolol

Stephanie McKendrick: The zombie apocalypse may actually be upon us. Need more proof?

stephmckphoto:

By now we’ve all seen the awful, awful story about the Florida man who was shot to death by police for refusing to stop chewing on another man’s face. We joked around about it being the canary in the mine shaft of an impending zombie apocalypse. But as Tumblr blogger “I Hope Rick Santorum”…

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tileysadouche:

See like this? This is gross.
I mean I do this to girls?
But really dude.

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simonwang:

Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard

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1. What is your best friends name?2. What color underwear/boxers wearing now?3. What are you listening to right now?4. Whats your favorite number?5. What was the last thing you ate?6. If you were a crayon what color would you be?7. How is the weather right now?8. Who was the last person you talked 2 on the phone?9. The first thing you notice about the opposite sex?10. Do you have a significant other?11. Favorite TV show?12. Siblings?13. Height?14. Hair color?15. Eye Color?16. Do you wear contacts?17. Favorite Holiday?18. Month?19. Have you ever cried for no reason?20. What was the last movie you watched?21. Favorite Day of the Year?22. Are you too shy to ask someone out?23. Can you do a headstand (not using the wall)?24. Hugs or Kisses?25. Chocolate or Vanilla?26. Do you want your friends to respond to this?27. Who is most likely to respond to a text from you?28. Who is least likely to respond to a text from you?29. What books are you reading?30. Piercings?31. Favorite movies?32. Favorite football Team?33. What are you doing right now?34. Butter, Plain or Salted popcorn?37. Dogs or cats?38. Favorite flower?39. Been caught doing something you weren’t supposed to do?40. Do you have a best friend of the opposite sex?41. Have you ever loved someone?42. Who would you like to see right now?43. Are you still friends with people from kindergarten?44. Have you ever fired a gun?45. Do you like to travel by plane?46. Right-handed or Left-handed?47. How many pillows do you sleep with?48. Are you missing someone?49. Do you have a tattoo?50. Anybody on Tumblr that you’d go on a date with?

1. What is your best friends name?
2. What color underwear/boxers wearing now?
3. What are you listening to right now?
4. Whats your favorite number?
5. What was the last thing you ate?
6. If you were a crayon what color would you be?
7. How is the weather right now?
8. Who was the last person you talked 2 on the phone?
9. The first thing you notice about the opposite sex?
10. Do you have a significant other?
11. Favorite TV show?
12. Siblings?
13. Height?
14. Hair color?
15. Eye Color?
16. Do you wear contacts?
17. Favorite Holiday?
18. Month?
19. Have you ever cried for no reason?
20. What was the last movie you watched?
21. Favorite Day of the Year?
22. Are you too shy to ask someone out?
23. Can you do a headstand (not using the wall)?
24. Hugs or Kisses?
25. Chocolate or Vanilla?
26. Do you want your friends to respond to this?
27. Who is most likely to respond to a text from you?
28. Who is least likely to respond to a text from you?
29. What books are you reading?
30. Piercings?
31. Favorite movies?
32. Favorite football Team?
33. What are you doing right now?
34. Butter, Plain or Salted popcorn?
37. Dogs or cats?
38. Favorite flower?
39. Been caught doing something you weren’t supposed to do?
40. Do you have a best friend of the opposite sex?
41. Have you ever loved someone?
42. Who would you like to see right now?
43. Are you still friends with people from kindergarten?
44. Have you ever fired a gun?
45. Do you like to travel by plane?
46. Right-handed or Left-handed?
47. How many pillows do you sleep with?
48. Are you missing someone?
49. Do you have a tattoo?
50. Anybody on Tumblr that you’d go on a date with?

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breatheinthejoy:

1: Slept naked / nude?
2: Favourite food?
3: Do you like Nutella?
4: Prefer natural juice or soda?
5: Chocolate or vanilla?
6: Cheese or pepperoni?
8: Do you like fruit?
9: Do you take any medication?
10: Is there sickness?
11: What was the last time you went to the dentist?
12: Do you know how to dance?
14: Have you told someone a secret?
15: What was the last thing you drew?
16: A moment that will never forget?
17: Do you play any instruments?
18: A film that made you cry?
19: What would you like to receive as a birthday present?
20: What is the favourite flavour of gum?
21: Do you miss something? what?
22: A person who marked your life and went away?
23: Name of your first Girlfriend (a)?
24: How long have you had tumblr?
25: Do you like barbecue?
26: Do you like films?
28: What day of the week do you prefer?
29: Sunday is a great day for …
30: Name the last person you talked to?
31: A song that sticks in your head?
32: The name of a person you do not support?
33: A reason to follow you?
34: The best time of day?
35: Beach or field?
36: A field / discipline that you do not support?
37: The name of the professor / teacher who was your favorite?
38: Worst moment that has passed?
39: Something that makes you sad?
40: Something that makes you happy?
41: Do you have many followers?
42: Have you had someone who you did not deserve?
43: Who is the most important person to you?
44: What if your mother died?
45: A singer you like?
46: Someone who’s there for you?
47: Have you smoked?
48: Drink vodka?
49: What is the last movie you saw in theaters?
50: A book I‘ve read and reread several times?
51: Favourite Actor?